I was dawdling a bit as I wended my way to Earnley when this guy behind me starts hootin' and hollerin' for me to stop. I thought the gennie might be on fire so I pulled over and me and this guy shout at each other for a bit about where I'm going and what I'm doing.
"Are you gonna be on the telly?" he asked.
"Dunno" I said.
"Oi've bin troiyin' t'get on telly fer 20 years" he lamented.
"What for?"
"Oik'n do 40 different bird cries".
"OMG - let's hear a few".
"Are you gonna be on the telly?" he asked.
"Dunno" I said.
"Oi've bin troiyin' t'get on telly fer 20 years" he lamented.
"What for?"
"Oik'n do 40 different bird cries".
"OMG - let's hear a few".
And off he went - Mallard Green of Hunston, West Sussex.
